Hermana, pero qu has hecho? (1995)

Director
Pedro Masó

Main cast
Lina Morgan; Tote García Ortega; José Manuel Cervino; Aurora Bautista; Jesús Castejón

Genres
Comedy

Description
Sister Angela and Sister Mary park his van in front of a bank branch. They enter the bank and with the weapons hidden under their habits, commit the robbery of the century, to the astonishment of all employees and customers. After thorough police investigation the two nuns are arrested, but then appears Trini, twin sister of one of them and now all is not so clear. Were the nuns who committed the robbery?


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