Miami Models (1994)

Director
Paul Madden

Main cast
Frank Langley; Len Letterman; John Manzelli; Gregory Van Dam

Genres
Comedy

Description
A comic, sun-soaked romp packed with buxom blonde beatuies. In Miami - where else?


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