Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)

Director
Woody Allen

Main cast
Woody Allen; Martin Landau; Anjelica Huston; Joanna Gleason; Alan Alda

Genres
Comedy, Drama

Description
An opthamologist's mistress threatens to reveal their affair to his wife, while a married documentary filmmaker is infatuated by another woman.


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