They Still Call Me Bruce (1987)

Director
James R. Orr; Johnny Yune

Main cast
Johnny Yune; Robert Guillaume

Genres
Comedy

Description
Bruce Won arrives in America in search of an American G.I. who saved his life in the Korean War. He meets an orphan boy and together they land themselves in a string of outrageous situations. This high-strung farce culminates when a case of mistaken identity leads a gang of thugs to think Bruce is a karate master. They arrange a nationally-televised match which pits our hero against a monstrous brute, and Bruce is beaten to a bloody pulp...


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