The Private Eyes (1980)

Director
Lang Elliott

Main cast
Don Knotts; Tim Conway; Trisha Noble; Bernard Fox; Grace Zabriskie

Genres
Comedy, Thriller, Mystery

Description
Don Knotts and Tim Conway star in The Private Eyes, a 1980 comedy about two bumbling detectives solving a murder. It's an impressively incompetent affair. Every ancient joke falls with a muffled thud as Knotts and Conway ham their way through the pointless story: The lord and lady of a capacious manor are killed, and the lord's ghost seems to have returned to knock off the staff one by one. There'


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