The Villain (1979)
Director
Hal Needham
Main cast
Kirk Douglas; Ann-Margret; Arnold Schwarzenegger; Paul Lynde; Foster Brooks
Genres
Comedy, Western
Description
Handsome Stranger has agreed to escort Charming Jones to collect her inheritance from her father. But Avery Jones wants the money, and hires notorious outlaw Cactus Jack to ambush Charming. However, Cactus Jack is not very good at robbing people.
Hal Needham
Main cast
Kirk Douglas; Ann-Margret; Arnold Schwarzenegger; Paul Lynde; Foster Brooks
Genres
Comedy, Western
Description
Handsome Stranger has agreed to escort Charming Jones to collect her inheritance from her father. But Avery Jones wants the money, and hires notorious outlaw Cactus Jack to ambush Charming. However, Cactus Jack is not very good at robbing people.
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