The Last Remake of Beau Geste (1977)

Director
Marty Feldman

Main cast
Ann-Margret; Marty Feldman; Michael York; Peter Ustinov; James Earl Jones

Genres
Adventure, Action, Comedy

Description
Digby Geste (Feldman) and his ‘identical’ twin brother Beau (York) compete with their stepmother (Ann-Margeret) over possession of a priceless family heirloom.


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