Nice Package (2014)

Director
Dan Macarthur

Main cast
Dwayne Cameron; Leon Cain; isabella tannock; Ashley Lyons; Melanie Poole

Genres
Comedy, Crime

Description
A wannabe professional thief has an epic fail when he's caught stealing a package and forced to take a young woman as hostage back to his gay friend's house where, despite pressure from his deranged, yoga-loving boss, he can't dispense with her and instead the three face a bunch of quirky thugs sent by the boss who will do anything to get his hands on the mysterious package.


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