Wish You Were Dead (2002)

Director
Valerie McCaffrey

Main cast
Cary Elwes; Elaine Hendrix; Christopher Lloyd; Mary Steenburgen; Sally Kirkland

Genres
Action, Comedy, Thriller, Romance

Description
Two bad women fight over one man in a back-stabbing, money-grabbing, insurance-hustling, double-dealing, two-timing caper.


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