The Catechism Cataclysm (2011)

Director
Todd Rohal

Main cast
Steve Little; Robert Longstreet; Ann Maddox; Koko Lanham; Rico A. Comic

Genres
Comedy

Description
Father William Smoortser drops his bible into a toilet at a rest stop just before embarking on a day-long canoe trip, breaking loose all glorious hell.


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