Klown (2010)
Director
Mikkel Nørgaard
Main cast
Casper Christensen; Frank Hvam; Iben Hjejle; Mia Lyhne; Marcuz Jess Petersen
Genres
Comedy
Description
In order to prove his fatherhood potential to his pregnant girlfriend, Frank 'kidnaps' her 12-year-old nephew and tags along on his best friend Casper's debauched weekend canoe trip.
Mikkel Nørgaard
Main cast
Casper Christensen; Frank Hvam; Iben Hjejle; Mia Lyhne; Marcuz Jess Petersen
Genres
Comedy
Description
In order to prove his fatherhood potential to his pregnant girlfriend, Frank 'kidnaps' her 12-year-old nephew and tags along on his best friend Casper's debauched weekend canoe trip.
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