The French Kissers (2009)

Director
Riad Sattouf

Main cast
Vincent Lacoste; Anthony Sonigo; Alice Trémolière; Noémie Lvovsky; Emmanuelle Devos

Genres
Comedy

Description
A coming-of-age tale about an adolescent boy and his efforts to fit in amongst a varied cast of characters.


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