Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus (2013)

Director
Sebastián Silva

Main cast
Michael Cera; Gaby Hoffmann; Juan Andrés Silva; José Miguel Silva; Agustín Silva

Genres
Comedy, Adventure

Description
Jamie is a boorish, insensitive American twentysomething traveling in Chile, who somehow manages to create chaos at every turn. He and his friends are planning on taking a road trip north to experience a legendary shamanistic hallucinogen called the San Pedro cactus. In a fit of drunkenness at a wild party, Jamie invites an eccentric woman—a radical spirit named Crystal Fairy—to come along.


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