A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas (2011)
Director
Todd Strauss-Schulson
Main cast
Neil Patrick Harris; John Cho; Elias Koteas; Danneel Ackles; Kal Penn
Genres
Comedy
Description
Six years have elapsed since Guantanamo Bay, leaving Harold and Kumar estranged from one another with very different families, friends and lives. But when Kumar arrives on Harold's doorstep during the holiday season with a mysterious package in hand, he inadvertently burns down Harold's father-in-law's beloved Christmas tree. To fix the problem, Harold and Kumar embark on a mission through New York City to find the perfect Christmas tree, once again stumbling into trouble at every single turn.
Todd Strauss-Schulson
Main cast
Neil Patrick Harris; John Cho; Elias Koteas; Danneel Ackles; Kal Penn
Genres
Comedy
Description
Six years have elapsed since Guantanamo Bay, leaving Harold and Kumar estranged from one another with very different families, friends and lives. But when Kumar arrives on Harold's doorstep during the holiday season with a mysterious package in hand, he inadvertently burns down Harold's father-in-law's beloved Christmas tree. To fix the problem, Harold and Kumar embark on a mission through New York City to find the perfect Christmas tree, once again stumbling into trouble at every single turn.
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