Fat Slags (2004)

Director
Ed Bye

Main cast
Fiona Allen; Sophie Thompson; Jerry O'Connell; Anthony Stewart Head; Geri Halliwell

Genres
Comedy

Description
Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune.


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