The Face You Deserve (2004)

Director
Miguel Gomes

Main cast
José Airosa; Gracinda Nave; Sara Graça; Miguel Barroso; João Nicolau

Genres
Comedy, Fantasy

Description
Francisco, behave! I Know it's your birthday, you are thirty now, it's carnival, you've dressed as a cowboy for the school party and you are surrounded by kids you hate. But that's no reason to be so annoying... Francisco, repeat after me: "Up to your 30s you have the face God has given you. After that, you get the face you deserve".


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