The Baker (2007)

Director
Gareth Lewis

Main cast
Damian Lewis; Kate Ashfield; Nikolaj Coster-Waldau; Michael Gambon; Dyfan Dwyfor

Genres
Comedy

Description
Milo (Damian Lewis) is a professional hit man living on the edge. When failing to fulfil a contract for the first time, Milo escapes the city to avoid the wrath of his employers. Hiding out in a remote rural village, the locals mistake him for the new baker.


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