Locked Out (2006)

Director
Albert Dupontel

Main cast
Albert Dupontel; Claude Perron; Nicolas Marié; Hélène Vincent; Yolande Moreau

Genres
Comedy

Description
Once upon a time, somewhere... a homeless guy finds a policeman's uniform...


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