Erkan & Stefan 3 (2005)

Director
Michael Karen

Main cast
Stefan Lust; John Friedmann; Ludger Pistor; Andrea Sawatzki; Christoph Maria Herbst

Genres
Comedy

Description
The 3rd movie by the comedian duo Erkan and Stefan.


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Editor Eckernförde has come into the possession of an audiocassette that contains a recording of the last minutes of deceased politician Uwe Barschel. The circumstances of his untimely death have never been completely resolved - until now. Unfortunately, the editor's daughter Nina accidentally takes the tape with her to Munich, where she is about to visit her paralyzed Mom in a sanatorium. When this information reaches the CIA and the BND, both organizations compete to get hold of the tape. Meanwhile Erkan & Stefan, two loveable wannabe supercheckers from Munich, are assigned as bodyguards for Nina - of course, they are expected to mess up their job, so that the tape can be retrieved. But the two friends prove to be a bit more streetwise than CIA or BND ever expected.
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