Erkan & Stefan 2 (2002)

Director
Axel Sand

Main cast
Florian Simbeck; John Friedmann; Bettina Zimmermann; Leon Boden; Corinna Harfouch

Genres
Comedy

Description
A couple of slackers find an antique dagger and manage to free the gorgeous female warrior was imprisoned in it by an evil spell. An evil sorcerer is not happy by this turn of events and determines to possess both the blade and the warrior through a sacrificial ceremony. The two heroes manage to rescue the damsel in distress and defeat the wizard and his minions by employing skills mastered through hours of video game play.


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