Alchemy (2005)

Director
Evan Oppenheimer

Main cast
Tom Cavanagh; Sarah Chalke; James Barbour; Michael Ian Black; Nadia Dajani

Genres
Comedy, Romance

Description
Can an university computer scientist (Cavanagh) make a woman fall in love with his interactive computer before she succumbs to a well-known professor?


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