Loaded Guns (1975)

Director
Fernando Di Leo

Main cast
Ursula Andress; Woody Strode; Marc Porel; Isabella Biagini; Lino Banfi

Genres
Comedy, Action

Description
An air hostess gets involved in Naples, against her will, in the in-fighting amongst rival gangs.


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