Class Cruise (1989)

Director
Oz Scott

Main cast
Billy Warlock; Michael DeLuise; Andrea Elson; Ray Walston

Genres
Comedy

Description
A few pupils from County High are selected to be the first to go on a study cruise, a privilege that formerly was reserved for members of private schools. Sam, Boz, Staci and Kim struggle to fit in, but the snobs do everything to make them look badly.


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