A Trip Down the River (1970)

Director
Marek Piwowski

Main cast
Jolanta Lothe; Wanda Stanislawska-Lothe; Jerzy Dobrowolski; Stanislaw Tym

Genres
Comedy

Description
A stowaway (Stanis?aw Tym) sneaks aboard a ship departing on a cruise down the Vistula River. The captain takes him for a Communist Party cultural coordinator and the intruder gladly adapts to his new role, immediately setting to work at manipulating the passengers and crew into silly and vaguely humiliating games. Before long, Tym has got everyone under his thumb and created his own comedic dictatorship.


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