Beer (1985)

Director
Patrick Kelly

Main cast
Loretta Swit; Rip Torn; Kenneth Mars; David Alan Grier; William Russ

Genres
Comedy

Description
An advertising firm, desperate to keep an account from a financially-ailing brewery, concocts a macho ad campaign centering on three losers who inadvertently prevent a robbery at a bar.


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