Santa Claus Is a Stinker (1982)

Director
Jean-Marie Poiré

Main cast
Christian Clavier; Anémone; Marie-Anne Chazel; Thierry Lhermitte; Josiane Balasko

Genres
Comedy

Description
Félix, disguised as Father Christmas, hands out leaflets advertising a sexy Christmas party. His place is taken by an African Santa Claus and he returns to his caravan only to find his girlfriend Josette about to leave him. When he comes after her, she takes refuge at "SOS Distress", run by two neurotics, Thérèse and Pierre.


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