Carry On Matron (1972)

Director
Gerald Thomas

Main cast
Sid James; Kenneth Williams; Charles Hawtrey; Joan Sims; Hattie Jacques

Genres
Comedy, Foreign

Description
A gang of thieves plan to make their fortune by stealing a shipment of contraceptive pills from Finisham maternity hospital. They assume disguises and infiltrate the hospital, but everything doesn't go according to plan. The hypochondriac consultant Sir Bernard Cutting, Matron and the doctors and nurses at Finisham have a habit of getting in the way.


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