The Nurse in the Military Madhouse (1979)

Director
Mariano Laurenti

Main cast
Nadia Cassini; Lino Banfi; Paolo Giusti; Karin Schubert; Elio Zamuto

Genres
Comedy

Description
A story about a singer/showgirl who poses as a nurse to recover some stolen paintings, which for some reason are hidden in a military insane asylum.


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