The Happy Thieves (1962)

Director
George Marshall

Main cast
Rita Hayworth; Rex Harrison; Joseph Wiseman; Alida Valli; Grégoire Aslan

Genres
Comedy, Drama, Crime

Description
We confess! They did it! But it's how they did it that makes it so delightful!


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