The Boys in Blue (1982)

Director
Val Guest

Main cast
Bobby Ball; Tommy Cannon; Suzanne Danielle; Roy Kinnear; Jack Douglas

Genres
Comedy, Family

Description
Sgt. Cannon (Tommy Cannon) and PC Ball (Bobby Ball) run the police station in the quiet town of Little Botham. When the station is threatened with closure due to a lack of crime, they decide to invent some crimes to justify their existence. When they try to steal a painting from a local rich businessman (Roy Kinnear), they accidently stumble across a gang of real art thieves who have just stolen £1 million worth of paintings. It is up to the two bungling cops to stop them escaping with their haul.


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