Teli and Toli (2016)

Director
Aleksandr Amirov

Main cast
Nutsa Habulava; Rinal Mukhametov; Kakhi Kavsadze; Vladislav Demin

Genres
Romance, Comedy

Description
A funny and touching story about the life of the people living in the Northern Caucasus region.


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