Donald Trump's The Art of the Deal: The Movie (2016)
Director
Jeremy Konner
Main cast
Johnny Depp; Patton Oswalt; Ron Howard; Alfred Molina; Henry Winkler
Genres
Comedy
Description
Donald Trump has it all. Money, power, respect, and an Eastern European bride. But all his success didnât come for nothing. First, he inherited millions of dollars from his rich father, then he grabbed New York City by the balls. Now you can learn the art of negotiation, real estate, and high-quality brass in this illuminating made-for-TV special feature, Funny Or Die Presents Donald Trumpâs The Art Of The Deal: The Movie.
Jeremy Konner
Main cast
Johnny Depp; Patton Oswalt; Ron Howard; Alfred Molina; Henry Winkler
Genres
Comedy
Description
Donald Trump has it all. Money, power, respect, and an Eastern European bride. But all his success didnât come for nothing. First, he inherited millions of dollars from his rich father, then he grabbed New York City by the balls. Now you can learn the art of negotiation, real estate, and high-quality brass in this illuminating made-for-TV special feature, Funny Or Die Presents Donald Trumpâs The Art Of The Deal: The Movie.
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