Dickshark (2016)

Director
Bill Zebub

Main cast
Erin Brown; Kayla Browne; Rachel Crow; Greg Fuller; John Giancaspro

Genres
Sci-Fi, Comedy

Description
A romantic couple get more than they expected after the husband's experiments with penis-enlargement cream go awry. Wait, this is not a porn story. Rather, it is an absurd science-fiction movie that features a curious new species, the Dickshark. In some ways this story asks the same questions that Mary Shelly did when she wrote "Frankenstein."


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