How to Be a Latin Lover (2017)

Director
Ken Marino

Main cast
Salma Hayek; Rob Lowe; Kristen Bell; Raquel Welch; Michael Cera

Genres
Comedy

Description
An aging Latin lover gets dumped by his sugar mama and must fend for himself in a harsh world.


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