J. Kessels (2015)
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står for at skulle gifte sig for fjerde gang. Hun er mor til fire med tre forskellige mænd, men måske er fjerde gang lykkens gang. Selvom
børnene godt kan lide Lulus tilkommende, John Carstensen, er de ikke vilde med tanken om giftermål.
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Stå-upp-komedi med Magnus Betnér
âPara darphanede basılır, imzası atılır, banknot yapılır, deste deste akar gider. Milyonlarca temiz, milyonlarca pis el deÄer. Anlatılmaz bir sevgisi, anlatılmaz bir acısı vardır. Dünyada para için istenilecek en güzel dilek pis tarafını tutmamaktır, eÄer tutarsan." Kolpaçino aksiyon-komedi filmi. Birbirine kenetlenmiÅ 7 kiÅinin bir günde baÅına gelenler. Temposu ve kurgusuyla ÅaÅırtıcı bir hikaye. Åafak Sezerâi bir çok farklı rolde gördünüz ama hiç böyle görmediniz. Filmin 250 kopya ile Türkiyeâde, 50 kopya ile Avrupaâda aynı anda vizyona girmesi planlanan filmin senaristliÄini Leman Ãizerleri Suat Ãzkan, Kaan Ertem ile Åafak Sezer üstleniyor.
Felix Rath is a small and lovable rogue . When he finds handwritten love letters from John F. Kennedy to his aunt Agnes in the estate of his deceased mother , he deflected with his buddy Dietrich immediately his birth certificate . Now he is the illegitimate son of his aunt and John F. Kennedy , testified during his legendary visit to Berlin in 1963. Nina Wieser , journalist at a reputable Berliner Zeitung , finds to Felix's big surprise out that this is actually true - he is the natural son of Agnes Kennedy . Overnight Felix is famous, Nina and he will be a couple - it could not be better ! The pleasure of Kennedy - existence goes in but pretty quickly when he everywhere mysterious men suddenly sees with dark sunglasses . He will have to deal with the anxiety and will now definitely not be more Kennedy . But how to prove it now that he is nothing more than an imposter ?
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