Tooken (2015)

Director
John Asher

Main cast
Lee Tergesen; Donnie Wahlberg; Jenny McCarthy; Lukas Haas; Margaret Cho

Genres
Action, Comedy

Description
Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.


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