The Thief and the Fool (2013)

Director
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Main cast
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Genres
Drama, Comedy

Description
A foolish man down on his luck is befriended by another man who lost his eye in a brawl. Little does he know that his new, one-eyed friend is scheming to steal his eye and has enlisted the help of his nurse friend (Ruby), who works in an organ-trading hospital.


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