Witching & Bitching (2013)

Director
Álex de la Iglesia

Main cast
Hugo Silva; Mario Casas; Carmen Maura; Javier Botet; Carolina Bang

Genres
Comedy, Horror

Description
In this heist film turned horror fest, director Álex de la Iglesia's love of mayhem is on full display as a gang of gold thieves lands in a coven of witches who are preparing for an ancient ritual -- and in need of a sacrifice.


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