Cuban Fury (2014)
Director
James Griffiths
Main cast
Chris O'Dowd; Ian McShane; Rashida Jones; Nick Frost; Rory Kinnear
Genres
Comedy
Description
Beneath Bruce Garrett's under-confident, overweight exterior, the passionate heart of a salsa king lies dormant. Now, one woman is about to reignite his Latin fire.
James Griffiths
Main cast
Chris O'Dowd; Ian McShane; Rashida Jones; Nick Frost; Rory Kinnear
Genres
Comedy
Description
Beneath Bruce Garrett's under-confident, overweight exterior, the passionate heart of a salsa king lies dormant. Now, one woman is about to reignite his Latin fire.
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