Dysmorphia (2014)

Director
Robert Biehn; The Cousin Bros; James J Coker; Brendan Mitchell; Shawn C. Phillips; Shane Ryan; Doug Waugh

Main cast
JD Fairman; Kelsey Smoot; Shawn C. Phillips; Dennis Haskins; Dante

Genres
Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

Description
Siblings find their dead uncle's secret stash VHS tapes. The tapes feature sick solicitors, gruesome dares, patricide, demonic technology, monstrous fruit and many more horrors. As they eagerly watch each of these shocking, bizarre, comedic and bloody movies, little do they know that they are conjuring something very ghoulish and gruesome. In the tradition of horror anthologies like V/H/S.


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