Not in Tel Aviv (2012)

Director
Nony Geffen

Main cast
Nony Geffen; Romi Aboulafia; Yaara Pelzig; Tal Friedman; Anat Atzmon

Genres
Comedy, Crime, Drama

Description
When a repressed high-school teacher loses his job, he decides to pull his entire life down with it. Within the span of a few days, he will kidnap a teenage student, reconnect with his old high-school crush, forgive an old friend, kill his mother, take on a rabid group of feminists, a movie star, the police and the stifling conventions of his boring small town. A drama, a dark comedy, a love triangle, a crime story and much, much more. An adventure like this could only happen to people who are NOT IN TEL AVIV.


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