I Declare War (2012)

Director
Jason Lapeyre; Robert Wilson

Main cast
Siam Yu; Gage Munroe; Michael Friend; Aidan Gouveia; Mackenzie Munro

Genres
Action, Comedy, Drama

Description
Summer war games between the neighborhood kids turns deadly serious when jealousy and betrayal enter the mix, in this alternately hilarious and horrifying black comedy that mixes equal parts Lord of the Flies and Roald Dahl.


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