Dear God No! (2011)

Director
James Bickert

Main cast
Jett Bryant; Madeline Brumby; Paul McComiskey; Olivia LaCroix; Shane Morton

Genres
Horror, Comedy

Description
A gang of outlaw bikers pull a home invasion on a disgraced Anthropologist hiding a secret locked in his cabin basement.


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