Hack Job (2011)

Director
James Balsamo

Main cast
James Balsamo; Michael Shershenovich; Dave Brockie; Lloyd Kaufman; Debbie Rochon

Genres
Horror, Comedy, Thriller

Description
An anthology film with three stories, all taking place in the same small town.


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