Baby sa jakies inne (2011)

Director
Marek Koterski

Main cast
Adam Woronowicz; Robert Więckiewicz; Małgorzata Bogdańska; Michal Koterski; Patrycja Marciniak

Genres
Comedy, Drama

Description
Dwóch prawdziwych facetów, których połączyła ekscytująca nocna wyprawa (najbardziej niegrzeczni w swojej karierze Robert Więckiewicz i Adam Woronowicz), stawia czoło zmasowanemu atakowi perfidnych przedstawicielek płci przeciwnej i rozprawia się ze wszystkimi okowami męskiej swobody w sfeminizowanym świecie.


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