Madonna's Pig (2011)

Director
Frank Van Passel

Main cast
Wim Opbrouck; Frank Focketijn; Kevin Janssens; Wine Dierickx; Marijke Pinoy

Genres
Fantasy, Romance

Description
Traveling salesman Tony Roozen and his newest gadget, Porky (a robotic pig) end up stranded in the tiny hamlet of Madonna where deep and lasting political conflicts have disrupted village life. Tony can t wait to leave this godforsaken place but the young village teacher Maria Glorie needs his help. Who knows, maybe Porky can lend a hand?


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