Les Barons (2009)

Director
Nabil Ben Yadir

Main cast
Nader Boussandel; Mourade Zeguendi; Monir Ait Hamou; Amelle Chahbi; Julien Courbey

Genres
Comedy

Description
Les Barons ont une devise : "glander plus pour vivre plus". Chaque être humain naît avec un crédit de pas. Chaque pas effectué te rapproche de la mort. Nous, les Barons, on le sait dès le départ.


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