Rock Slyde (2010)

Director
Chris Dowling

Main cast
Patrick Warburton; Andy Dick; Rena Sofer; Elaine Hendrix; Jason Alexander

Genres
Comedy, Thriller, Mystery

Description
Between trying to get Judy Bee (Elaine Hendrix) back and tracking down a sexy client's stalker, droll Det. Rock Slyde (Patrick Warburton) has his hands full in this comedy that also stars Rena Sofer and includes cameos by Jason Alexander, Brian Bosworth and Jerry Cantrell. Andy Dick plays a wigged-out cult leader who has successfully brainwashed Judy. Chris Dowling (The Plight of Clownana) writes and directs.


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