Disaster Movie (2008)

Director
Jason Friedberg; Aaron Seltzer

Main cast
Matt Lanter; Vanessa Lachey; Nicole Ari Parker; Crista Flanagan; Gary 'G. Thang' Johnson

Genres
Action, Comedy

Description
In DISASTER MOVIE, the filmmaking team behind the hits "Scary Movie," "Date Movie," "Epic Movie" and "Meet The Spartans" this time puts its unique, inimitable stamp on one of the biggest and most bloated movie genres of all time -- the disaster film.


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