Cave Women on Mars (2008)

Director
Christopher R. Mihm

Main cast
Daniel Sjerven; Josh Craig; Brooke Lemke; Alana Bloom; Emma Danbury

Genres
Sci-Fi

Description
It is the future. 1987. Great scientific advances have allowed mankind to achieve that which previously only existed in speculative fiction -- space travel. But, on the eve of humanity's first manned mission to the red planet, no amount of speculation could adequately prepare us for the unexpected discovery of... CAVE WOMEN ON MARS!


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